Well, I came to the Service Station to do work, but I apparently suck at remembering passwords, so I can’t try to log in again for another 15 minutes, cause I entered the wrong password about 14 times, so I thought I would write down some random thoughts that have been throwing a party in my brain lately.
-I was in a hotel last week, and I HATE when TV’s don’t have a sleep timer…but more baffling than that is the fact that some TV’s actually have sleep timers that go up to 4 hours. Q: When would you need this? A: At the beginning of an 8 episode Nikelodeon GUTS marathon…Gotta get me some Agrocrag.
- I think life would be much more entertaining if cars were invisible. You would just see people floating around at incredible rates of speed in the sitting position…the bad news being you would have to wear pants at all times.
- In medicine commercials the “micro machine” fast talker that lists all the side effects must be a huge pessimist in real life.
- Why do they call it the Birds and the Bees…that makes no sense…am I a bird or a bee? Shouldn’t it be the Birds and the Birds, or how bout this…the girls and the boys. As if the sex talk isn’t confusing enough, why throw animal analogies into it. I think I’m still stuck on the Bird/Bee thing, hence me not having offspring.
- What actual color is the month of October?? I have heard of people hunting the Red version of October, and apparently there is a Blue variety of October which produces sad self loathing songs. I would like to invent Burnt Sienna October…no reason, it was just my favorite Crayola Crayon…lock it up.
-If you are in fact an “Itsy Bitsy” spider, and you are attempting to climb up some sort of spout, and it rains and you get washed down the spout…fear not, because the sun is going to come out and dry up all the rain, at which point you will be able to resume your quest through the great spout. Dear Childhood, Thanks for that worthless song. Sincerely, Danny.
- If we are to agree that “laughter is the best medicine” then technically an Anecdote, could also be considered an Antidote.
Ok…I need to get back to work. Its Friday, and this makes me happy. Hope I induced at least one smile. That’s all I got.
Friday, October 2, 2009
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