Stormchasing

The other night I was on my way to work out, and then I saw some lightning, and decided to turn around and get my storm chase on. This may also explain why I am not in good shape. I tend to find non legitimate reasons to not go work out. For example "I can't...I just saw lightning"..."I can't there is a show on PBS I've been waiting for." "I can't because I'm busy blogging about how I never work out." Anyway, here are some pictures from my innaugural storm chasing evening. Enjoy.

This one is my fave. I was driving with my camera on the dashboard using an 8 second shutter speed, and there was a lightning bolt that lit up the sky ahead of me. Kind of a cool effect.
This one is similar to the one before, except no lightning, I was driving under some trees that were hanging ver the road, and it made it look like i was driving through a tunnel. Its the little things in life that make me happy.

If they Mated

I can't sleep, and usually when I can't sleep I watch Conan O' Brien one of the funniest humans alive (fact). He used to do a segment on his show titled "If they Mated" and he would take 2 celebrity photos and combine them to show what their offspring would look like. Since I cannot sleep and I love Conan, I thought I would give it a shot on my own for fun. Chris Brown, and Rihanna have been in the news alot lately. Supposively there has been some domestic abuse going on, but personally I think that they get a little crazy in the bedroom. This is a tribute to them, and this Image hopefully reflects what the human that they have been cooking up will turn out to look like based on state of the art genetic prediction imaging (me taking two pictures and fooling around with them on Photoshop while eating fat free Yoplait Peach Yogurt...yum.)

This is the happy couple before the "incident"
After several hours of "domestic abuse" AKA: Lovin' Here is what will come to fruition in roughly 9 months......

What a beautiful beautiful child...and no this is not the picture of Rihanna released by TMZ after she got abused.
I'm not trying to make light of domestic abuse by any means, I am just really bored, and trying to fall back asleep.